Yay, You Haven't Strangled Each Other Yet Anniversary Card

The Yay, You Haven’t Strangled Each Other Yet card is the most honest anniversary card in existence. Because staying together takes patience, compromise, and a very particular kind of love — and that deserves to be celebrated.

Perfect for anniversaries, long-term couples, and anyone who’d find a card full of roses and poetry deeply suspicious. Send it to someone who’ll read it, laugh, and feel genuinely seen.

• A6 size, blank inside
• Printed on 300gsm white recycled board
• Comes with a white envelope