I Love You but You Annoy Me Card

Love is warm, wonderful and occasionally interrupted by someone breathing too loudly. This honest relationship card says “I Love You but You Annoy Me”, neatly capturing the affectionate irritation that keeps long-term romance interesting.

It is a playful choice for Valentine's Day, anniversaries or an ordinary Tuesday with a partner who understands the joke and probably knows exactly what they did. The message is cheeky without losing the affection underneath. Because the card is blank inside, you can write something deeply loving, list the charges or simply confirm that you are still keeping them. Consider it a small peace treaty in card form.

This square card is approximately 148 × 148mm and printed on 350gsm white silk cardstock. It arrives with a kraft envelope, ready for diplomatic delivery. Illustrated by Richard Darani and printed in the UK, it is romance for people who have moved beyond pretending everything is adorable.