Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

The Fuck You’re Old card is for the birthday where you’ve officially run out of polite things to say about someone’s age. Honest, direct, and delivered with love — mostly.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, best friends who can take a joke, and anyone who’d rather laugh about getting older than pretend it isn’t happening. Send it to someone who’ll appreciate the honesty more than a card full of balloons.

• A6 size, blank inside
• Printed on 300gsm white recycled board
• Comes with a white envelope