F*ck Off I Don't Have Time Neon Coaster - 5 Colours Available

💖 Because Some Days, You Just Can’t Be Arsed! 💖

Whether it’s endless meetings, daft questions, or just people testing your patience, this ‘Fuck Off, I Don’t Have Time’ coaster is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who’s too busy for nonsense. Ideal for home, work, or anywhere you need a polite (ish) warning, this funny and brutally honest coaster keeps your brew safe while letting everyone know you’ve got better things to do.

💖 Perfect for: Work besties, bosses with no time for faff, or just someone who’s permanently fed up.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Bold ‘Fuck Off, I Don’t Have Time’ design – zero subtlety, just pure facts
✔️ Durable & heat-resistant material – made to survive daily caffeine intake
✔️ Wipe-clean surface – because the only mess you need is in your inbox
✔️ A must-have for anyone who’s had enough of people’s sh*te!

🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, office banter, and letting colleagues know to leave you alone.