{"product_id":"youre-my-cunt-valentines-card","title":"You're My Cunt Valentines Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"158\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"153\"\u003eBecause Affection Comes in Many Forms (Even Insults)!\u003c\/strong\u003e 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eIf you’re \u003cstrong data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"275\"\u003enot one for soppy cards but still want to let someone know they’re special (in their own chaotic way)\u003c\/strong\u003e, then this \u003cstrong data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"335\"\u003eYou Might Be a Cunt, But You’re My Cunt Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cem data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"348\"\u003ethe one\u003c\/em\u003e! Whether it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"454\"\u003efor your partner, your best mate, or just someone who thrives on questionable behaviour\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card \u003cstrong data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"521\"\u003edelivers love with a healthy dose of brutal honesty\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"545\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"617\"\u003eValentine’s Day, anniversaries \u0026amp; friendships built on pure insults.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"644\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"683\"\u003eA5 size with a semi-gloss finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – because even sweary cards should look good\u003cbr data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"780\"\u003eBlank inside OR add a personalised message\u003c\/strong\u003e – for an extra charge, if you’ve got more abuse (or love) to give\u003cbr data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eComes with an envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e – ready to post straight to your favourite gobshite\u003cbr data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"933\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eA must-have for anyone whose love language is pure insult-based banter!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003eScouse gifts, unique gifts, funny cards \u0026amp; proving that even the biggest gobshites deserve love.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e🔗 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eWant more boss cards?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check out the full \u003cstrong data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eCard Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e here: \u003ca data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1294\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\"\u003escousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966615515476,"sku":"SBS-YOUMY-NO-PE0K","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966615548244,"sku":"SBS-YOUMY-YES-PE0K","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/my-cunt-valentines-card.jpg?v=1762881748","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/youre-my-cunt-valentines-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}