{"product_id":"xmas-cunt-christmas-card","title":"Xmas Cunt Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e💖 Because Some People Just Deserve This Card! 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s for your work bestie, your brutally honest mate, or that one family member who thrives on chaos, this ‘Xmas Cunt’ card is the perfect way to spread a bit of festive joy… with a cheeky insult thrown in. Ideal for mates with a savage sense of humour, this card is funny, festive, and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 Perfect for: Sarcastic mates, wind-up merchants, and anyone who takes Christmas banter to the next level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Key Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – sleek, stylish \u0026amp; packed with attitude\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Includes an envelope – because dropping this card in their lap at Christmas dinner is just iconic\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Bold ‘Xmas Cunt’ festive design – cheeky, loud \u0026amp; impossible to ignore\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it playful, savage, or go all out with a proper roasting\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ A must-have for anyone whose love language is offensive humour!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and making the festive season a little more savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔗 Want more boss Christmas cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966588744020,"sku":"SBS-XMACUN-NO-7V8M","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966588776788,"sku":"SBS-XMACUN-YES-7V8M","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/il_fullxfull.6716267150_ocmv.jpg?v=1762881653","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/xmas-cunt-christmas-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}