{"product_id":"thank-fuck-youre-leaving-card","title":"Thank Fuck You're Leaving Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"131\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"126\"\u003eBecause Some Goodbyes Deserve a Celebration!\u003c\/strong\u003e 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eWhether it’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"230\"\u003ework colleague you secretly (or not so secretly) can’t wait to see the back of\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"254\"\u003emate moving away\u003c\/strong\u003e, or just someone whose \u003cstrong data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"313\"\u003edeparture feels like a blessing\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"356\"\u003e‘Thank Fuck You’re Leaving’ card\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cem data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"365\"\u003ethe\u003c\/em\u003e perfect way to \u003cstrong data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"440\"\u003esend them off in style – with a touch of brutal honesty\u003c\/strong\u003e. Funny, cheeky, and just the right amount of \u003cstrong data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"496\"\u003esavage\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"545\"\u003ea guaranteed winner for farewell bants\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"569\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eColleagues, mates, frenemies, and anyone whose exit deserves a sarcastic standing ovation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"688\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"691\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eA5 size with a semi-gloss finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – sleek, stylish \u0026amp; brutally honest\u003cbr data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e – because even the sassiest goodbyes should be properly packaged\u003cbr data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eBold ‘Thank Fuck You’re Leaving’ design\u003c\/strong\u003e – no sugar-coating, just straight facts\u003cbr data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eBlank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge\u003c\/strong\u003e – keep it light, cheeky, or full-on roast\u003cbr data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003eA must-have for any leaving do where brutal honesty is encouraged!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eFunny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, leaving cards, and making sure their farewell speech includes a laugh.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e🔗 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003eWant more boss cards?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check out the full \u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eCards Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e here: \u003ca data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1440\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\"\u003escousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966570000724,"sku":"SBS-THAFUC-NO-NPOM","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966570033492,"sku":"SBS-THAFUC-YES-NPOM","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/thank-fuck-youre-leaving-card.png?v=1762881619","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/thank-fuck-youre-leaving-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}