{"product_id":"starmer-is-a-shithouse-mug","title":"Starmer Is A Shithouse Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💥 For the Ones Who’ve Had Enough of Fence-Sitters \u0026amp; Career Politicians 💥\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNo more soft words. No more sitting on the fence. If your blood pressure goes up every time Sir Soft Lad opens his mouth, this mug’s for you. The \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStarmer Is A Shithouse\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e mug says it loud, clear and without a single apology – just like it should be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePerfect for a morning brew, a rage-fuelled scroll through the news, or making your stance clear in the office kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💖 Perfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLefties who actually mean it, people with politics and a personality, and anyone who’s been let down by Labour (again).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🖤 Key Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✔️ Straight-up slogan: “Starmer Is A Shithouse” – no fluff, no fence-sitting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✔️ 11oz ceramic mug – sound size for tea, coffee, or fury\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✔️ Dishwasher safe (but handwash if you wanna keep it looking boss)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✔️ Microwave safe – for reheating while you’re hate-watching PMQs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✔️ Designed to make centrists sweat and lefties smile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Great for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePolitical mugs, funny gifts, Scouse gifts, and anyone who still believes in principles over PR.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔗 Want more mugs that don’t pull punches?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCheck out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/mugs\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMug Collection here\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOr browse the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/political\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePolitical Collection here\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3079\" data-end=\"3318\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"White (Glossy)","offer_id":52966599360852,"sku":"SBS-STAIS-WHI-8A2","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Handle","offer_id":52966599393620,"sku":"SBS-STAIS-BLA-8A2","price":14.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Handle","offer_id":52966599426388,"sku":"SBS-STAIS-TEA-8A2","price":14.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/starter_is_a_shithouse_mug.png?v=1762881676","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/starmer-is-a-shithouse-mug","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}