{"product_id":"pastel-jumbled-cunt-mug","title":"Pastel Jumbled Cunt Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eShe’s pastel, she’s sweary, and she’s not arsed who knows it. This jumbled letters \u003cem data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"552\"\u003eCUNT\u003c\/em\u003e mug might look innocent from a distance – all soft and pretty with its rainbow pastel vibe – but get up close and you’ll see it spells out exactly what your soul’s been screaming on a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003eWhether it’s for your mate who thrives on chaos, your work bestie who’s the only reason you’ve not launched yourself out the window, or just for yourself cos, let’s face it, you’re iconic – this mug is the ultimate statement piece. Pair it with one of our dead sassy coasters and you’ve got yourself a proper boss brew station.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eDishwasher safe, but handwash if you wanna keep it looking fresh (don’t be lazy la).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e✅ Key Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eJumbled pastel letters that spell \u003cem data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1234\"\u003eCUNT\u003c\/em\u003e – subtle but savage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e11oz ceramic mug – ideal for massive cups of tea or boss brews\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003ePrinted both sides for full frontal sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003eDesigned in Liverpool by a proper gobshite\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003eDishwasher safe (but handwashing’s better if you care x)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003eMatching coasters available for the full tea-drinker’s toolkit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003e🔗 Links\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003ePair it with the full collection here:\u003cbr data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003e👉 \u003ca data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1659\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/mugs\"\u003eMugs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1659\" data-end=\"1662\"\u003e👉 \u003ca data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1728\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/coasters\"\u003eCoasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52966583566676,"sku":"SBS-PASJUM-B7E2","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/pastel_jumbled_cunt_mug.png?v=1762881643","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/pastel-jumbled-cunt-mug","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}