{"product_id":"not-over-the-fact-that-no-one-got-me-a-mr-frosty-christmas-card","title":"Not Over the Fact That No One Got Me a Mr Frosty Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"168\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"163\"\u003eBecause Some Wounds Never Heal…\u003c\/strong\u003e 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eIf you’re \u003cstrong data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"206\"\u003estill holding a grudge\u003c\/strong\u003e over the \u003cstrong data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"265\"\u003egreatest Christmas betrayal of your childhood\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"331\"\u003e‘Not Over the Fact That No One Got Me a Mr Frosty’ card\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cem data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"340\"\u003ethe\u003c\/em\u003e perfect way to \u003cstrong data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"406\"\u003emake sure everyone knows you’re \u003cem data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"397\"\u003estill\u003c\/em\u003e fuming\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether it’s for \u003cstrong data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"520\"\u003emates who feel your pain, siblings who got one when you didn’t, or parents who \u003cem data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"514\"\u003efailed\u003c\/em\u003e you\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card is \u003cstrong data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"625\"\u003efunny, nostalgic, and a proper reminder of the \u003cem data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eone\u003c\/em\u003e thing we all wanted but never got\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"649\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e80s \u0026amp; 90s kids, nostalgic mates, bitter adults, and anyone who’s still salty about their childhood Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"793\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"796\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"835\"\u003eA5 size with a semi-gloss finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – sleek, stylish \u0026amp; full of unresolved childhood trauma\u003cbr data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e – because passive-aggressively handing it to your mum isn’t very festive\u003cbr data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"996\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eBold ‘Not Over the Fact That No One Got Me a Mr Frosty’ design\u003c\/strong\u003e – funny, nostalgic \u0026amp; emotionally charged\u003cbr data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1109\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003eBlank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge\u003c\/strong\u003e – keep it light, rant about your childhood, or demand justice\u003cbr data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eA must-have for anyone who still can’t let this go (and rightly so)!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1323\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eFunny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and making sure the Mr Frosty debate lives on.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003e🔗 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eWant more boss Christmas cards?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check out the full \u003cstrong data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eCards Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e here: \u003ca data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1622\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\"\u003escousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966590644564,"sku":"SBS-NOTOVE-NO-D40M","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966590677332,"sku":"SBS-NOTOVE-YES-D40M","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/il_fullxfull.6512203207_fm79.jpg?v=1762881661","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/not-over-the-fact-that-no-one-got-me-a-mr-frosty-christmas-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}