{"product_id":"merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year-christmas-card","title":"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"180\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eBecause Not Everyone Deserves Good Wishes!\u003c\/strong\u003e 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"609\"\u003eIf you’ve got \u003cstrong data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"264\"\u003esomeone in your life who deserves more coal than Christmas cheer\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"348\"\u003e‘Merry Christmas \u0026amp; Happy New Year… Only Joking, I Hope They’re Both Shit’\u003c\/strong\u003e card is \u003cem data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"362\"\u003ethe\u003c\/em\u003e perfect way to \u003cstrong data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"437\"\u003edeliver some festive shade with a side of savage humour\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether it’s for \u003cstrong data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eyour work nemesis, your frenemy, or just a mate who thrives on brutal banter\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card is \u003cstrong data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"606\"\u003ehilarious, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"630\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"728\"\u003eSarcastic mates, wind-up merchants, work besties, and anyone who deserves a festive roasting.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"752\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"755\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eA5 size with a semi-gloss finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – sleek, stylish \u0026amp; savagely festive\u003cbr data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e – because even petty Christmas cards should be properly presented\u003cbr data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"929\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"995\"\u003eBold ‘Merry Christmas \u0026amp; Happy New Year… Only Joking’ design\u003c\/strong\u003e – brutal, hilarious \u0026amp; guaranteed to stand out\u003cbr data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eBlank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge\u003c\/strong\u003e – keep it light-hearted, go full roast mode, or leave them wondering why they even made the list\u003cbr data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003eA must-have for anyone who enjoys a bit of savage Christmas humour!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003eFunny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and reminding people not to expect too much from you this festive season.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003e🔗 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003eWant more boss Christmas cards?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check out the full \u003cstrong data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003eCards Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e here: \u003ca data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1618\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\"\u003escousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966612238676,"sku":"SBS-MERCHR-NO-958K","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966612271444,"sku":"SBS-MERCHR-YES-958K","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/il_fullxfull.6512205627_b1bk.jpg?v=1762881719","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year-christmas-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}