{"product_id":"jesus-loves-everyone-except-you-card","title":"Jesus Loves Everyone, Except You Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e💖 Because Even Jesus Has Standards! 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve got a mate (or an enemy) who deserves a very specific type of message, this ‘Jesus Loves Everyone… Except You, You Cunt’ card is the perfect way to send a blessing with a side of brutal honesty. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or just a casual midweek wind-up, this card is savage, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 Perfect for: Mates with a dark sense of humour, work besties, exes, or that one person who definitely isn’t on Jesus’ good list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Key Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – sharp, stylish \u0026amp; straight to the point\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Includes an envelope – because even savage insults deserve good presentation\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Bold ‘Jesus Loves Everyone… Except You, You Cunt’ design – direct, no faff, and 100% unforgettable\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it funny, sarcastic, or leave them speechless\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves a bit of dark humour and zero sugar-coating!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, greeting cards, and pushing the boundaries of religious banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔗 Want more boss cards? Check out the full Cards Collection here: scousebirdshop.com\/collections\/cards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966590546260,"sku":"SBS-JESLOV-NO-O1GM","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966590579028,"sku":"SBS-JESLOV-YES-O1GM","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/il_fullxfull.6716308924_5a7s.jpg?v=1762881661","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/jesus-loves-everyone-except-you-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}