{"product_id":"f-ck-off-christmas-card","title":"F*ck Off Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"157\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"152\"\u003eBecause Sometimes, the Best Gift is Just Saying It How It Is!\u003c\/strong\u003e 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"522\"\u003eNot in the mood for \u003cstrong data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eforced festive cheer\u003c\/strong\u003e? Need a card that \u003cstrong data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"252\"\u003egets straight to the point\u003c\/strong\u003e? This \u003cstrong data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"288\"\u003e‘Fuck Off’ Christmas card\u003c\/strong\u003eis \u003cem data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"301\"\u003eperfect\u003c\/em\u003e for the mate, colleague, or family member who \u003cstrong data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eappreciates brutal honesty and a good laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether you mean it with \u003cstrong data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"467\"\u003elove, sarcasm, or pure festive exhaustion\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card is \u003cstrong data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"519\"\u003efunny, simple, and 100% relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"543\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eMates, work besties, Secret Santa, or just sending a festive message with a little more… honesty.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"669\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"672\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eA5 size with a semi-gloss finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – sleek, stylish, and straight to the point\u003cbr data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e – so you can actually send it (or just hand it over with a smirk)\u003cbr data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eBold ‘Fuck Off’ design\u003c\/strong\u003e – festive AF but with the right amount of attitude\u003cbr data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003eBlank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge\u003c\/strong\u003e – heartfelt, cheeky, or just \u003cem data-start=\"1037\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e“Merry Christmas, ya gobshite”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eA must-have funny Christmas card for anyone with zero time for nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eFunny Christmas cards, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, and festive banter with a side of sass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Scouse Bird Shop","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":52966599852372,"sku":"SBS-FCKOFF-NO-Q7EM","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":52966599885140,"sku":"SBS-FCKOFF-YES-Q7EM","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/9322\/3252\/files\/fuck-off-christmas-card.jpg?v=1762881676","url":"https:\/\/bluepirate.co.uk\/products\/f-ck-off-christmas-card","provider":"Blue Pirate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}